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2007/8 Player profiles
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| Name |
Russell Hood |
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| Age |
24 |
| Previous clubs |
Burnham Juniors, Old Windsor, Castle Utd, Langley
Rovers, Montem Athletic |
| Position |
Centre back |
| Favourite player |
Steven Gerrard, Lionel Messi |
| Favourite Team |
MK Dons, Slough Town |
| Biography |
Former Taplow Utd top scorer in former days as a
forward before the beer monster got hold of me. Now developed into a
consistent centre back (but consistent at what - ed). Taplow Utd Sunday team
manager |
| Most memorable match |
Reading League Junior Cup final 2006. After being 0-2
down I scored two headers to equalise, before we were finally defeated by a
last minute penalty. |
| WAG |
The voluptious Sam |
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| Name |
Dale Bowden |
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| Age |
20 |
| Previous clubs |
Iver Youth, Windsor Phoenix, Old Paludians |
| Position |
Right Winger (rhymes with ginger minger - ed) |
| Favourite player |
Steven Gerrard |
| Favourite Team |
The mighty Taplow Utd |
| Biography |
I suffered a bad ankle break while playing at Windsor
and after
a year out I came back stronger and more dedicated and joined
Taplow Utd to further my 'career'. Since then have developed
into one Taplow's best players. I now have the status of
'backbone' (really I thought your team nickname was 'worm' -ed);
most players look to me for support and encouragement
(oh no they don't -ed) |
| Most memorable match |
Playing for Windsor against my mates team I scored a
screamer from just inside their half |
| WAG |
Single and Proud to be so |
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| Name |
Shane Bowden |
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| Age |
22 |
| Previous clubs |
Iver Youth, Taplow Youth |
| Position |
Right Back |
| Favourite player |
David Beckham - exceptional player |
| Favourite Team |
Manchester Utd |
| Biography |
I established myself at right back for Iver Youth.
I played a few games for Taplow Youth and moved into the men's third team
working my way up into the reserves where in my first season I picked up
young player of the year. I have won players' player for the Taplow
Utd Sunday and Saturday reserve teams. I am attacking right back these
days foraging into the oppositions half - a la Daniel Alves (except he's
worth 24 million and according to rumours you are valued at 24 quid- ed) |
| Most memorable match |
Reading League Junior Cup semi final 2006. We
beat Marlow Utd in
a close game |
| WAG |
The intellectual and delicious Hannah |
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| Name |
Mark Landers |
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| Age |
21 |
| Previous clubs |
Taplow Boys, Burnham FC |
| Position |
Striker or Winger (stick to winger -ed) |
| Favourite player |
Steven Gerrard |
| Favourite Team |
Liverpool |
| Biography |
I joined Taplow in 2006/7. I like to run at players
and dribble with the ball which I is why I like the winger striker position.
This will be my first full season back and I aim to establish my self as top
scorer. Fun loving, I like a good night out with the lads. Hard
working and honest. |
| Most memorable match |
Taplow Utd Sunday team versus Harvey Park. We
were two -one down and I scored two goals in the last 15 minutes taking a
boot in the head for the second goal (which explains why he hasn't looked
like scoring since- ed) |
| WAG |
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| Name |
Rob
Hays |
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| Age |
29 |
| Previous clubs |
Maidenhead Boys, Castle Hill
Youth, Taplow Youth, Maidenhead United U21/Res, Taplow United |
| Position |
Striker (the variety you see
on picket lines) |
| Favourite player |
Goalkeeper
- Schmichael
Outfield
player - Fabregas
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| Favourite Team |
Arsenal |
| Biography |
A good player on a good day, normally up in
the top 3 scorers. Started at Maidenhead boys, where we only drew one game
in 3 years, lost the rest, well I was at right back. ha ha ( many of us
think he shoudl have stayed there). Then moved to Castle Hill Youth, who
formed to Taplow youth, came runners up in league.
Been at
Taplow united for 14 years, apart from 2 seasons at Maidenhead. Finally
got a league medal last year.(At last). But wouldn't change Taplow for any
other club, players and members are a great laugh, and we get to see if
Russell Hood will finally get the record breaking yellow and red cards
issued in one season.
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| Most memorable match |
Was against
Englefield, I hadn't scored for over 5 games, but with the partnership of
KHS I came back to scoring with a hat trick to take the golden boot of the
league home and club. (same place where Kev got his last season) |
| Wag |
The high maintenance, but
gorgeous Lucinda. |
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| Name |
Kevin
Hamilton Smith |
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| Age |
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| Name |
Dave
Allen |
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| Age |
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| Wag |
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| Name |
Guy Burford |
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| Age |
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| Wag |
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| Name |
Trevor
Hilling |
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| Age |
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| Position |
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| Wag |
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| Name |
Chris
O'Sullivan |
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| Age |
21 going on 12 |
| Previous clubs |
None (and it shows- ed) |
| Position |
Left wing |
| Favourite player |
Dale Bowden because he's pants and I feel sorry
for him |
| Favourite Team |
Manchester Utd |
| Biography |
This is my second season for Taplow Utd and
while I can run I have the touch of you know who. Scored only three
goals so far and hope to make it more this season. I started playing
football and joined Taplow to get fit, improve and meet new people - (when
I'm not competing in Miss World Competitions - ed). I'm very
outgoing, sometimes too much as I tend to get beaten to pulp regularly in
clubs |
| Most memorable match |
(Trust me he has not had one - ed) |
| Wag |
? Whoever this beautiful lady is - his
partner at the dinner dance - she's too good for Chris |
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| Name |
Aktar
'Prince' Zaman |
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| Age |
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| Name |
Pat
Guerin |
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| Age |
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